Review: Nipple Teeze by California Fantasies

Well, that was a very long silence broken by dildo bikes! We need something subtle and interesting, maybe even classy. Or we could just review California Fantasies’ Nipple Teeze!

Typically mt motto is “if they can’t spell, it can’t be any good”. Still, the almost gaudy pearlized pink packaging has me curious. Let’s give Nipple Teeze a whirl and see what happens!

Item Specifics
Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Carbopol, Saccharin, Liposorb S-20, Coolact 10, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine, flavor, Sodium Hydroxide

Thickness: Gel. Think “Runny Jam”
Feel when wet: Soothing and a little warm
Drying Time: 41 minutes
Dries: Tacky, almost rubbery. Turns jello-like when re-moistened.

Features: Flavored, sweetened, supposed to heighten sensation,

How Much does it heighten? About twice normal.
How long does the effect last? About 40 minutes

Red’s Warnings
Do not use if sensitive to glycerine. Also, keep away from eyes and ears.

Performance

I was skeptical: this product looks like junk! Gaudy pink packaging with intentionally frilly writing to try to appeal to women? Check. Doesn’t seem to come in size larger than pillow pack? Check. Misspelled words in the product name? Good heavens, check! The only way this could have been junkier is if I literally got it out of a junk machine.

On opening I was pleased to find there was no scent. Sticking my face close to the package and whiffing did little. All I could smell was plastic. On the bright side, the pillow pack was perfect for dispensing the gel inside. Once the gel was on the skin could I smell a chemical sweetness that had a menthol twang to it.

Spreading the Nipple Teeze on thick resulted in a flavor that matched the fragrance surprisingly well: thick chemical sweetness with tones of plastic and menthol. Ew! Adding more made it even worse, so I tried going very lightly with it instead. It wasn’t gourmet, but the chemical flavor eased back to more of a faint spearmint with menthol undertones that faded to a saccharine finish.

On my nipples was the only place this seemed to shine. The effect was a subtle tingle at first similar to wearing a fuzzy sweater. A slow spreading warmth began to radiate from my nipples as the tingle became almost massage like and surprisingly sensual. I quickly found myself growing hot and happily enjoyed riding the wave of tingly warmth until it subsided.

I found my skin reacting better to touch than normal while the nipple teeze was in effect. Every inch of my nipples was more sensitive but not painfully so. Gentle strokes tickled my skin while stronger touches created a massaging effect. It was a nice change of pace.

Pros: Actually does heighten sensation, Pleasant tingling warmth, pillow pack makes a great dispenser.

Cons: Chemical smell and taste, low class looks

The Verdict: Almost Worth it
If you’re playing solo or your partner doesn’t mind the taste, Nipple Teeze feels great and lasts a decent amount of time. Go easy on it and enjoy! If flavor and fragrance are very important, however, you may want to buy something else.

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