Getting nice clothes: 150 dollars
Driving to a club: 3 dollars
Door fee to said club: 15 dollars
Buying them Drinks so you hope they’ll look your way: 40 dollars
Saying “Fuck it!” and spending the $268 on dildos instead: priceless
It’s everywhere you want to be!
(Art used in this post by Paul Baines)
Let’s keep the Shunga party going! I’m sure you saw all those fun traditional Japanese Sex toys last week. If not, scroll back a bit for a peek. It’s OK, I’ll be here.
Well, those toys are fine and dandy, but wouldn’t it be nice to see them in use? Here’s a Shunga of a pair of Lesbians from the same time period using what appears to be one of the depicted dildos!
It appears the two of them just stopped scissoring and have pulled out a strap-on to continue. The lady on the left is cleaning off the dildo with a silk cloth. Meanwhile, the lady on the right has a small pot of lubricating oil she will be applying to her strap-on to make the ride more enjoyable for her lover.
This moment of sexy was collected by Griffinlb.
Here’s a real classic: coconut oil.
I know you’re probably thinking, “Uhh… Red. That’s not an adult novelty. Why is it here?” Actually, you’d be surprised. Back before you could get lube just anywhere, people tended to use whatever they had on hand whether it was a good idea or not. Oils were especially popular as they don’t dry out and are easy to buy without getting funny looks.
Even though we can readily buy lube these days, organic virgin coconut oil has seen a resurgence in popularity as of late. It’s a “green” lubricant made with a minimum of processing, it’s shelf stable, it retards bacterial growth, and it smells lovely. On top of all that coconut oil can be used out of the bedroom for cooking, conditioning hair, massages and more. Now you can see why there are so many fans of this vintage personal lubricant!
Is using Trader Joe’s Organic Virgin Coconut Oil for lube really that awesome, or should we just stick with the modern lubes? Let’s find out!
Item Specifics
Ingredients: 100% Organic Virgin Coconut Oil
Thickness: Smooth and soft
Feel when wet: Warm and light
Drying Time: Never dries out
Features: Retards bacterial growth, shelf stable, is a cream when below 76 Fahrenheit, is liquid at 76 Fahrenheit or higher, organic, all natural, naturally fragrant.
Red’s Warnings
Do not use with latex condoms or latex dildos. Oil will destroy them! If it’s cloudy white, it’s just a little cold. Body heat turns it to clear liquid again.
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Behold: The rare elusive flying dildo!
No, that’s not a Photoshopped animated gif. An actual dildocopter was made and used to interrupt a Russian press conference as a form of funny political protest. You can see the actual footage by clicking here.
Gif by Seniorgif.
A little while ago I spoke of both Shunga and the fact that dildos are far more ancient than many people think.
The Ukiyo-e (which means “pictures of the floating world”) period lasted from the 1670′s until around 1912. Although not all the art is sexual (shunga), here is a panel from the Ukiyo-e Shunga period that details depicts a set of “Erotic Objects” traditionally used in Japan. Some of these sex toys are still popular today! Can you name them all?
Spoiler ahead!
I see a Shibari bound penis, Shibari cording, cock cage, pocket pussy, several kinds of cock rings (beaded and solid), Ben Wa Beads, a penis extender (the cup-looking thing), a penis sheath (the over sized penis) and a double-ended dildo. I’m not sure what the white tied things are, unfortunately.
Art collected by griffinlb.
Tantus almost always has meaningful name for their sex toys. Luckily, their Large Atomic is one of their earlier designs where the name matches how it looks! See the mushroom cloud type rings?
So, is Atomic a real blast or just a little bang? Let’s find out!
Item Specifics
Diameter at widest: 1.5 inches
Circumference at widest: 4.7 inches
Usable length:5 inches
total length: 5.25 inches
Hardness: Dense stress ball (single firmness available)
Features: waterproof, harness compatible, abstract design, comes in three sizes. Mine is the large.
Material: 100% Medical grade silicone
Red’s Warnings
Don’t use silicone lube on this toy. Also, if it doesn’t fit, don’t force it! Try the next smaller size instead.
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Awww. Look at the cute little penises. They look so happy!
Oh dear, those are cat toys. I’m not sure this is a wise idea. They’re still cute, though!
If you want to buy them, Meow-a-Days still makes these and many other pet toys. They also carry a version for dogs, too.
Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that’s inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives.
–Betty Dodson
And who is Betty Dodson you ask? She’s one of the foremost sex educators in America! She also is an accomplished erotic artist whose work has gained acclaim and even gallery showings for years.
Visit her blog to see both!
Okamoto proudly boasts that it’s Sheerlon latex is a revolution in sexual protection. It’s both strong and very good at translating sensation which makes it’s Beyond Seven line the cream of the crop for condoms.
…Or at least that’s what the company says! How well do the claims hold up? Let’s try a Beyond Seven Studded Condom to find out!
Item Specifics
Unrolled length: 7 inches
Maximum width: 2.5 inch diameter
Maximum length: 10.25 inches
Material: “Sheerlon” brand lubricated latex
Features: Sheerlon Latex, Studded, Reservoir Tip, Base ring.
Red’s Warnings:
Yes, this is latex. Don’t use if expired or you’re allergic. Also do not use with oil based lube.
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