Tardis Tickler

October 12th, 2012 | Filed Under: Humor -Photogtaphy | No Comments | Tags:

We’ve seen enough photoshopped joke dildos around, so here’s a real one for the Dr Who fans. Behold: The Tardis tickler!

Don’t believe me? Here’s another picture.

There’s plenty more where that came from, too!

Made by the Toymaker Project.

Porte secrète

October 10th, 2012 | Filed Under: anal -Bisexual -Erotic -Gay -Heterosexual -Homosexual -Lesbian -Photogtaphy | No Comments

There was a time in which anal sex and anything to do with the rear entrance was taboo. In some ways it’s good that this isn’t very common anymore, but in some ways it loses the “romance” of there being a “Porte secrète”, a special hidden door only few can access.

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Who says romance is dead?

Art by Porte secrète.

Review: Nipple Teeze by California Fantasies

Well, that was a very long silence broken by dildo bikes! We need something subtle and interesting, maybe even classy. Or we could just review California Fantasies’ Nipple Teeze!

Typically mt motto is “if they can’t spell, it can’t be any good”. Still, the almost gaudy pearlized pink packaging has me curious. Let’s give Nipple Teeze a whirl and see what happens!

Item Specifics
Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Carbopol, Saccharin, Liposorb S-20, Coolact 10, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine, flavor, Sodium Hydroxide

Thickness: Gel. Think “Runny Jam”
Feel when wet: Soothing and a little warm
Drying Time: 41 minutes
Dries: Tacky, almost rubbery. Turns jello-like when re-moistened.

Features: Flavored, sweetened, supposed to heighten sensation,

How Much does it heighten? About twice normal.
How long does the effect last? About 40 minutes

Red’s Warnings
Do not use if sensitive to glycerine. Also, keep away from eyes and ears.

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Gaudy Dildo Bike

October 5th, 2012 | Filed Under: Dildo Bikes -Erotic -Humor -Photogtaphy | No Comments

Ahh, the classic Dildo bike. There’s nothing quite like the idea of getting good exercise while enjoying yourself! The only problem is that most dildo bikes look pretty similar. Well, not this one! For your amusement, here’s a gaudy dildo Trike from a festival in Australia.

A very gaudy tricycle style bike with a dildo in the seat.

If anyone has more information, please mail me and I’ll add it here. :)

Steampunk Dildo Motivational

August 17th, 2012 | Filed Under: Humor -Motivational -Photogtaphy | 1 Comment | Tags:

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By the way, yes, those really do exist. The pictured dildo is not a photoshop. Early vibrators were pretty wild.

Taken from motivated photos

In the shower!

August 15th, 2012 | Filed Under: Bisexual -Erotic -female -Male -Photogtaphy -Solo | 2 Comments

Have you ever used a dildo in the shower? Even if you haven’t, it might be worth a try! The running water makes clean-up a breeze and a suction cup on the dildo’s base allows you to do fun things like this!

Found on Bisexual Awakenings.

Review: Small Ridgeback by Bad Dragon

Ever have one of those weeks where everything starts smooth, then hits a bunch of bumps in a hurry? Well, I have! Sorry for sporadic updates lately. Things may be a little off-on until I get back into the groove again.

To help shake off the funk, let’s check out a dildo that looks the way my week has felt: Bad Dragon’s Ridgeback!

So, is it more fun than my week has been? Let’s find out.

Item Specifics
Diameter: 1.75 inches at widest
Circumference: 5.0 inches at widest
Usable length: 5.25 inches
total length: 6.5 inches
Hardness: 8 (“Hard”). Think “tightly rolled tube socks”.

Features: your choice of hardness and color, optional suction cup, unique shape.

Material: Silicone

Red’s Warnings
This toy isn’t dangerous, but those ridges can be a bit much so you might want to order it in a softer hardness than you normally enjoy. Also be sure to use non-silicone based lube.

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I see you!

August 10th, 2012 | Filed Under: Humor -Photogtaphy | No Comments

Oh dear, it seems this peeping tom is really, really bad at staying hidden.

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Never mind! This is actually a cabinet made of wood, laquer, and painted bronze. Think of all the possibilities this piece has! Isn’t multipurpose furniture great?

 

Sculpture/Furniture by Andrea Maestri.

T-1000

August 3rd, 2012 | Filed Under: Animated -Humor | No Comments

If you could turn your body parts into anything, what would you do?
Here’s a little animation of a T-1000 (you know, from Terminator 2) having some fun.

Image found on Gifnation.

Masked Maiden

August 1st, 2012 | Filed Under: Erotic -Homosexual -Lesbian -Photogtaphy | No Comments | Tags:

You know, ladies shouldn’t be left out of the kinky fun, so here are two women at play! Can you spot all the fetishes in here? I’ll put my list of what I see in after the break.

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Photography by Julie Simone.

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